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Where’s the Snooze Button?

 If I had one wish, I’d wish for a billion dollars. I used to wish for a million, but that was before inflation. Now it’s a billion.

But if I had two wishes, I’d wish my kids had snooze buttons.



 



I’m not a morning person. In fact, my brain doesn’t activate until right around 10:00. This is unfortunate since…

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