Yes, pregnancy is beautiful and miraculous. But there are some stock photos of pregnant women that are so unrealistic (and downright strange) that they give us the creeps. Here, the worst of the worst.
Bizarre Stock Photos of Pregnant Women
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Fantasy Fail
Remember Kevin Spacey's creepy fantasy in American Beauty involving rose petals, a bathtub, and his teen daughter's friend? Yeah, this is the
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Doing the Bump
"You're pregnant??? Me too! Let's stand in our underwear and bump bellies!" Said no pregnant woman ever.
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Desert Rose
Because standing in a desert, swathed in white silk, is exactly what every pregnant woman hopes to be doing in her third trimester. Especially if it's 90 degrees out.
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Road Rules
An even better place to hang with a bump? In the middle of the road, balancing on high heels!
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Hands On
We have no idea what's going on here...from the spooky desolate lake to the hand-rubbing inside the bathing suit. It's just weird.
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Not So Sympathetic
Let's be honest: No pregnant woman would ever think it's hilarious for her husband to stuff a soccer ball up his shirt...and laugh about it.
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No, Just No
We're all for being sexy while you're pregnant, but this odd bridge thing is just a DON'T.
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Just Swimming
We just don't get it.
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Rock Bottom
And this is downright disturbing.
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Lying Around
This looks complicated...and dangerous.
Photo: Getty
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That's a Wrap
Pregnancy is a gift...but we can't help but cringe when we see this super cheesy preggo portrait.
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Baring it All
What, you don't walk around in skimpy lace undies and pose with Fabio wannabes when you're pregnant?
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Loading Up
Overdue? You could try this to induce labor. Or not.
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Bad Bridesmaid
This is one chick no bride should have to deal with on her special day.
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Doing the Bump
Hot! What girl doesn't want a hubby with a giant "sympathy" bump? (This one even wears pink granny panties!)
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X-Ray Vision
We. Just. Can't.
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Neat Freak
Cleaning while pregnant is exhausting! At least she's wearing her bump bow and lacy undies...because what else do you wear when you're tidying up?
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Sexy Time
More skimpy lace -- this time with a dominatrix twist!
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Getting Frisky
Er, teen edition? It's just so wrong!
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Field Day
What's better than an '80s douche commercial? One with a bump!
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Fun Fruits
Why eat the healthy stuff when you can lie around in it?
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Mugging for the Camera
Who actually does this?!
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Mug Shot
Care to guess what this preggo was up to before she got arrested?
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Smoke Out
This is just never OK. Never. Ever. Ever.
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Feeling Foggy
Is she hanging in a smokey club? Walking along a dark, foggy highway? Either way, this isn't OK.
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Snooze Time
Pregnancy wearing you out? You could take a nap in your bed...or in a rainforest creek.
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Keeping Score
Trouble remembering your due date? No problem! Count down the weeks on your baby bump using a marker that's possibly permanent...and most definitely toxic.
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Triple Time
Spooky pregnant triplets, anyone?
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Deep Thoughts
Because every pregnant women does her best thinking while wearing nothing but a mesh bra bursting with blooms...
