Funny pregnancy memes are essential to surviving life with a baby bump, because here’s the thing: Pregnancy can be a pretty wild ride. Every day brings something new—and worthy of its own funny pregnancy meme—from the joyful to the icky to the downright hysterical. That’s the rub of pregnancy, isn’t it? Something amazing is happening, and everyone has a visceral reaction to it. Particularly the women going through it.
Hormones can prove to be a hilarious thing, even in the most uncomfortable of times. Here are eleven moms whose babies made their funny bones blossom, inspiring the kind of funny pregnancy memes you’ll want to share with your expectant friends.
Funny Pregnancy Memes
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On the Biggest Change You'll Experience
Right from the very first moments of pregnancy, you'll notice something different about how you spend your time. Like, almost every waking moment of your time.
Via It's a Mother Thing -
On Maintaining Balance
Zen in the midst of forming another entire human being—or more—from scratch comes with a price.
Via Bottles 'N Binkies -
On Pregnancy Brain
Even the most intelligent, orderly of women will become familiar with a fog that makes her both insistent that she knows what she's talking about and very likely to head off to work in her pajamas while wearing two different shoes.
Via HaHas for HooHas -
On Asking Whether Someone Is Expecting
We all know it's never polite to ask a lady if she's pregnant, just because you see a bit more bump in her belly, but sometimes all we need to do is give her husband a once-over to see if his sympathy eating gives anything away before she breaks her own news.
Via Marlebean -
On Eating While Pregnant
It is no exaggeration to say that while eating for two you often feel you're eating for two hundred, nor that it's terribly unfair how your stomach must have been accidentally placed between your one working lung and the smallest ribcage ever grown.
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On The Three Trimesters
Oh, how time flies by! Just when you're used to the nausea, it begins to pass and you feel the joys of squiggly little legs. This is quickly followed by three months of you mentally screaming, "ARE WE THERE, YET?"
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On Reacting to Other Expectant Moms' Good News
Of course you're overjoyed for them and meant to smile, it's just the your cervix feels like a lightening rod and your boobs are about to explode and you're currently being strangled to death by the last pair of pants you almost fit in and, seriously, why hasn't labor begun yet?
Via Mandi Castle -
On Looking Forward to Personal Space Again
You've been sweating while carrying a kung fu master in your uterus for almost a year now, and dream of finally getting the news you're been waiting for...which can cause some awkward conversations.
Via Where the Eff Is My Handbook -
On Waiting for Your Water to Break
Again.
Via It's Really 10 Months -
On The Dumb Questions People Ask You Moments After Giving Birth
Why do so many people think this is a good question while you're wearing an ice pack in your mesh underwear and openly weeping over the hospital bill? WHY???
Via From the Bottom of My Purse -
On Visitors Once the Baby's Home
Now that your beautiful new baby is here, all those pregnant friends are stopping by with meals and hugs to coo over him, making small talk like only the delusionally optimistic can.
Via My Questionable Life