Dear Grandparents, Why Aren’t You More Involved?

To My Kids’ Grandparents,

Remember when you used to cry yourself to sleep at night because you thought you’d never have grandchildren?

Remember how happy you were when my husband and I finally got around to procreating?

Isn’t it nice that all your wildest dreams came true? I mean, you’ve made it: You are finally grandparents. So how come you’re such slackers?…

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