Six Things That Feel like Fall (Hint: None Of Them Are Pumpkin Spice)

It’s a running joke that basic bitches love fall because they get to swap out their seasonal wardrobes, break out the fleece footwear, and order overly-popular, fall-like drinks at their local coffee shops. Basic bitches love to be cozy. They also love Lululemon, Gwyneth Paltrow, blowouts, and fluffy lap dogs. They use words like “totes” and “vacay”…

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