#14: Horizontal stripes. Especially red and green ones. No. Just, no.
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As I sit down to write this letter, I am filled with more emotion than I ever anticipated I could…
#6. Pick up around the house before company comes over.
No parent means to raise a bully, but it happens because of things we do in our own lives in…
#10. Pacifiers -- they lurk everywhere. I even found one in the dog's bed earlier this week.
#18. That forearm hickeys are a thing
As a babysitter, I felt sorry for the moms who acted hurt when their kids were happy to see me.…
We are well-connected and tech-savvy -- and we absolutely must have these things.
#4. The horror of a conference call suddenly switched to Skype.
Of course I'll teach my daughter not to lie. But there are some things I'll tell her as she grows…