Next Christmas I’m telling Santa to send me on a sex toy shopping spree. Then I can pretend to be Beyonce and Jay-Z, who recently dropped $6,000 at New York City’s famed Babeland sex toy shop. They probably celebrated 2014 with their new collection of gold-plated pleasure treasures. While we’re not all loaded like the famous couple, you can build your own pleasure chest without breaking the bank.
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6 Sex Toys You Can Afford (No Need to Spend $6K Like Jay-Z & Beyonce Did!)
While we’re not all loaded like Beyonce and Jay-Z, you can build your own pleasure chest without breaking the bank. Here are 5 sex toys you can afford.
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Fifi by Je Joue
For those who remember the rabbit episode from Sex and the City, it might be time for an upgrade. While the name might make you giggle, Fifi by Je Joue ($139) gives a new twist on a classic. The soft silicone “ears” are designed to hug your clitoris for 360 degree stimulation. Can you say Ooh la la?
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Lelo Inez 24k Gold Vibrator
OK, this one is a splurge but I couldn't resist including it. If you ever win the lottery, you can live large with the $15,000 24K gold plate Lelo Inez. Or just add it to your Pinterest board.
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Lelo Mila 2 Lipstick Vibrator
Lelo’s classy Mia 2 will be your new travel buddy. For only $69 (ha!), this waterproof lipstick vibe can make you moan for 1.5 hours. You don’t have to worry about batteries because it uses a USB charger. If had only one outlet would you recharge your Mia 2 or your smartphone?
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Mystic Wand Vibrator
It might look like a back massager but this Mystic Wand vibrator ($69) will give you powerful and intense pleasure. Unlike the famous massaging wand that Sex and the City’s Samantha schooled us on, the Mystic Wand won’t keep you tethered to the wall.
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OhMiBod Club Vibe 2.OH
Adventurous types will get a thrill from Club Vibe 2.OH ($79) which pulses in beat with music and voices. Slide the vibe into your underwear and the wireless remote in your pocket before heading out to a dance club or your next concert. You’ll be the happiest person there.
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Vitality by Leaf Vibrator
If you’ve been searching for an eco-friendly vibe, check out the Vitality by Leaf. Its dual leaf vibes has separate controls for ultimate personalization. The $110 Vitality is made of silicone and holds up to a four hour charge. Need to escape from the kids? Take it in the shower for a quick pick-me-up.
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We-Vibe 4
Considered by many as the ultimate couples toy, the silicone We-Vibe 4 is designed to be worn during sex. Its unique curved design will make you buzz in all the right places all at the same time. Relinquish your orgasms to your partner by handing him the wireless remote. Bonus: You can also enjoy it solo ($160).
