A slob's guide to the panic clean

A Slob’s Guide to the Panic Clean

 

Do you ever read those stories about how to quickly clean your entire house in half an hour and think, yeah… no. We’re going to need a more dramatic approach to deal with the level of slobbery I’m rocking here.

Gather round parents of all walks, there is something in this for everyone, even if it’s just a big cup of smug because wow, just…

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