14 Mother's Day Gift Ideas for Moms Who Swear

Mother’s Day is coming and if we can keep it real for a sec, we don’t all want flowers or brunch. Or maybe in addition to flowers and brunch, we want something a little extra. Something a little special and unique, that really reflects our personality. I don’t know about your favorite moms, but mine have one thing in common: we embrace the crazy and we aren’t afraid to do so with a swear word…or nine. Because sometimes life is a total sh*t show.

That’s right: moms who swear are still good mothers. We might drop f-bombs or declare, “Oh, sh*t!” at a stubbed toe or missed deadline. We might mouth off on the road when we get cut off in traffic or slip a few WTF’s into casual everyday conversation. But we’re still tending to boo-boo’s, signing permission slips, and carting the children all over creation with Baby Shark blasting through the mom-car speakers.

Just don’t judge us if we also like to express ourselves… colorfully. These are the best Mother’s Day gift ideas around for moms who care — and swear!

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14 Mother's Day Gift Ideas for Moms Who Swear

Bad Words for the Win!

Hey, like I said, we're still good moms. We just say bad words!
Buy It: Mattie & Mase
Price: $27
Fresh Out of F*cks

Ever reach that point in the day where the whining has gone on long enough and you just can't bring yourself to break up one more fight? This is the tee to slip into.
Buy It: Etsy
Price: $26
Snack Bitch

Isn't this how we all feel sometime?

Buy It: Etsy
Price: $25
Let's Get Takeout

The perfect tea towel for those nights when she just doesn't. Feel. Like. Cooking. Oh wait, that's me every night.
Buy It: Amazon
Price: $13.99
Mom's Sh*t List

This would have a happy home right in my front hall, if only my husband was a bigger fan of curse words. Mom's sh*t list in a farmhouse inspired font looks almost like chic modern decor until you read a little more carefully. This is adorable.
Buy It: Etsy
Price: $22.50
I'm a Good Mom, But...

Yep. This one just about says it all!
Buy It: Etsy
Price: Now on sale for $22.95
Say It in Morse Code

Judgy Judy at the mom's group will have no idea that this necklace spells out "IDGAF" in Morse Code. How perfect is that for the swear-happy mama? (GTFO and STFU also available...)
Buy It: Etsy
Price: from $40
A Truth-Telling Mug

This is so my life. I can't even pretend for a minute that my preschooler hasn't picked up a few "choice" words around these parts!
Buy It: Etsy
Price: from $18.95
Coffee & Curse Words

A sweet little tassel keychain with a fun hand-stamped message reminds her what matters in the morning -- and all day long.
Buy It: Twig & Lace
Price: $14.00
Sh*tshow Wine Glass

Hey, pull up a seat and have a sip.
Buy It: Etsy
Price: $26.95
Love My Kids

She'll chuckle every time she uses this hilarious oven mitt, decorated in a vintage theme with the perfect phrase to describe modern motherhood.
Buy It: Amazon
Price: $14.99
For the Best F*cking Ideas

She can stash this f*cking perfect notebook in her car so when the kids fall asleep or run late at practice, she'll have something to do with all those important thoughts that come flooding into her mind.
Buy It: Burke Decor
Price: $9.95
Flocking Fabulous

I love a good play on words, and this one is even appropriate for use outside the home.
Buy It: Redbubble
Price: from $24.38
For Toting Pretty Things

It's the simple things in life!
Buy It: Full Circle Gifts and Goods
Price: $21.50