#4. Showers are now taken with a live studio audience.
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Yes, we've all imagined listing at least one of these in our local paper at some point.
For starters, I'm thankful my marriage is nothing you’d ever want to watch on TV.
#15: Just because you’re growing another human in you doesn’t mean you won’t end up carrying everybody’s everything all day,…
#3. The shape, color, size, speed, smell, and frequency of their baby's poop.
#5. Poke at your nipple a bit like she’s playing a bizarre game of Whack-a-Mole.
A reminder of my expectations, darlings. Rule #1: Decide quickly and carefully what you'd like to eat.
Mom superpower #1,503: We can express ourselves perfectly without saying one damn word.
Stuck in baby jail? Enjoy those early nights in with these can't-miss shows.
Newborn baby = Screamy poo launcher
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