What Being Married to a Gay Man Taught Me About My Body

While out for drinks the other night, a few friends bemoaned their lack of tight skin and embarrassment over poochy tummies. After one or two more drinks, the confessions began.

“I don’t like being on top any more. After nursing two babies, my boobs flop around.”

“Lights off. Always,” another friend said firmly.

“Lights? I try not to take my clothes off!”

We…

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