I've seen more things. I know more things. And the truth is I'm terrified.
Confessions (Page 14)
#10. "F*ck off." 'Nuff said.
When my husband and I decided that I would be a stay-at-home mother, I was both thrilled and terrified. I…
The sleepover started out so innocently. My 7-year-old daughter and her bestie, Sarah, stayed up late playing dolls and watching…
#6. Flip 'em off. My kids give me a lot of 'tude, so hell yeah I flip 'em the bird…
#2. Nelfies -- All you see is their nostrils.
#2. We spend all day on our phones.
#10. Childbirth. Fu*king. Hurts. Pushing 9-pounders out of my vagina -- twice! -- was the worst.
My heart aches with missing him.
To give you an idea of what it's like, here are highlights from a typical dinner with my two-year-old twins.
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