A reminder of my expectations, darlings. Rule #1: Decide quickly and carefully what you'd like to eat.
Confessions (Page 47)
I believe that kids need boundaries, but recently I realized I was setting too many.
Mom superpower #1,503: We can express ourselves perfectly without saying one damn word.
#11. That whole blood is thicker than water thing? Total bullsh*t.
Newborn baby = Screamy poo launcher
If you’ve ever had your ideas stolen by a colleague and presented as their own work – or they’ve taken…
And no, I don't mean yelling in a verbally abusive way -- more like voicing frustrations loudly.
#19. We don't use playpens -- you know, those time-honored mini jails.
#8. Nobody respects a deadbeat dad.
They kept asking, "How are babies born?" I finally told them.
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