No Baby Talk Bullsh*t Around My Children, Please. I Won’t Tolerate It You know what I mean by baby talk, right? It isn’t just high-pitched gibberish. It also involves obnoxious body language.
What I Wish I Could Say to My Friend’s Cheating Husband He cheated on her for their entire 15-year marriage. If I ran into him, I'd break it down like this.
Why I Refuse To Get Upset When My Threenager Won’t Listen And no, it's not that I’m a lazy parent who lets my 3-year-old run the house.
Quitting Swearing Is As Hard As Giving Up Cigarettes When I finally quit smoking, it was messy and took forever. This is precisely how quitting swearing feels.
I Hate That I’m Jealous of My Sister’s Third Pregnancy Christmas morning, my sister uttered the words “I have exciting news.” Four simple words that heaved with monumental implications. She…
How We Handle The Hard Times In Our Relationship What happens when the sh*t hits the fan? Since killing your partner is not an option, I’m here to offer…
The Time I Thought I Was Accidently Pregnant With Kid #3 When I finally got my period, my husband danced like Snoopy scoring a touchdown. A tiny part of me was…
My Husband Doesn’t Believe in Gifts (& I’m Sick of it) I love presents! I love unwrapping them. I love being surprised. And yes, I love getting something new (sorry not…
B*tch Board: To My MIL: Being a Grandparent Isn’t A Competitive Sport Dear Mother-in-Law, Let me start by saying I absolutely love how much you love my kids. You are incredibly important…