I’m Not An Asshole, I Just Don’t Have Time For Small Talk I'll be able to chat when the kids are older. For now, I'm relying on texting and wild gestures to…
We Committed To Having Sex Every Other Day & Here’s Why You Should, Too Some of my girlfriends find our sex schedule utterly offensive, saying: "Why should I have sex if I don’t want…
Chances Are, I Won’t Accept Your Friend Request I've got my Facebook profile on serious lockdown, even if it does make me look like a b*tch.
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For the Last Time, I’m Not Freaking Pregnant No, I don't have a bun in the oven. I have a well-deserved mom belly.
The Emotional Toll Of Going Through A Divorce I've thought, "Why the hell does it still hurt so much? This is what we both wanted."
Breastfeeding Memes That Are Relatable AF If you've ever felt like you gave birth to an adorable little vampire, this is for you.
Motherhood Has Totally Killed My Sex Drive I am deeply in love with my husband and am very much still attracted to him. But sex is at…
A Letter To My 4th Grade Son You might not be the best this year. I don’t care. Just genuinely try to do well.