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At Least Everyone Has Their Pants On

Wake sharply to a gunshot sneeze over the monitor and a hopeful little voice “Mommy, I have a cold!” Hold my breath while feeling forehead – cool, listen to breathing – clear. No more sneezes.

Pray he is well enough for school, but know I will go to swine-flu hell if I send a sick child in. Immediately feel guilty for…

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