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Christmas Commercials

They started right after Halloween.

 

“It’s the super duper Lego Power Ranger Elmo Star Wars action set!”

 

“My pretty, pretty, sparkling and shiny unicorn ponies!”

 

 “It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s the robotic hover craft helicopter! Results may very.”

 

They scream at me from my television screen. They splash across the ads mailed to me…

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