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The Five Second Rule: The Secret Gross Thing Moms Do

The Five Second Rule: The Secret Gross Thing Moms Do

By Meredith Gordon

I’m helping my 2-year-old into the car. She’s about to climb into her car seat when she gets distracted by the sight of day’s old food on the floor mat. She jumps down, picks up the remnants of a goldfish cracker (I hope) and yells, “

Meredith Gordon

Meredith Gordon is a recovered actress and stand-up comic who has always been a "glass is half annoying" kind of girl. She write movies, blogs, and ad copy and you can find her inner-most snarky thoughts at Bad Sandy. She is married to the world's most stylish straight man and they raise their children in Los Angeles.

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