15 Hilarious Things Toddlers Say

By Jennifer Benjamin

1. My son was playing with my iPhone and asked, “Siri, can I have some chips, please?” –Amber W., Los Angeles

2. My sister is currently unemployed, so when my daughter asked her what her job is, she said, “I just play with my puppy all day.” My daughter responded, very seriously, “That’s not a real job.” –Hillary R., Montclair, NJ

3. I was giving my son,…

Jennifer Benjamin
Jennifer Benjamin

Jennifer Benjamin is an LA-based freelance writer and editor with over 15 years of experience writing for national magazines and websites like Cosmopolitan, Women’s Health, SELF, Parents Magazine, The Stir, and Daily Glow. More important, she's a mommy to identical twin boys, as well as an avid cook, a terrible housewife, and a loungewear enthusiast. Find her on her blog I Will Get To It and on Twitter (@JennyBenjamin).

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