1. Drink a glass of wine a night for your health and sanity.
2. Limit your Target excursions to once a day.
3. At least think about exercising every morning. Bonus points if you actually follow through.
4. Beat level 257 in Candy Crush.
5. Create a PTA subcommittee dedicated to sneaking out of the meetings 15 minutes early to grab coffee.
6. Eat only one of your child’s chocolate Easter bunny ears.
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