Using a breast pump can be a lonely business. Sitting there, glued to a chair while the world goes on around you. No, don’t worry about me, you mutter. I’ll just sit here, hunched over and bored while a machine heartlessly tugs on my boobs. Everyone else gets to enjoy the use of both hands…
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6 Subliminal Messages From My Breast Pump
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