1. “Do you try to piss your mother off on purpose?”
Just once, wouldn’t it be great if some kid answered, “Actually, yes”?
2. “When you’re the mother you can do what you want.”
This one is particularly hilarious if you say it to your son.
3. “Don’t wear your rubber boots in the sunshine. It will give you a headache.”
This phrase is clearly used to confuse…
