What Kids Say vs. What Kids Mean

The Baby Years

WAAAAHH = I’m hungry/tired/awake/itchy/lonely/cold/hot/gassy.

URRRRR = I’m pooping.

WAAAAHH = I’m hungry/tired/awake/itchy/lonely/cold/hot/gassy again.

PBBBBBT = I am no longer gassy.

 

The Toddler Years

Mine = It’s not mine, but it should be.

No = I don’t care what you just said, but I didn’t ask you to speak, so, NO.

Pweeeze? = I will use my adorableness to persuade you. Resistance is futile.

MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA = Why did you leave the room…

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