All the Reasons Why I Insist That My Kids’ Friends Call Me Ali

By Ali Martell

 
My first thought was, Boy playdates sure have changed since I was a kid. The wifi password? I wanted to answer that the wifi password was “Please go out and play in the backyard and get some fresh air without putting your faces into your screens,” but I hesitated and handed over our hexadecimal password. 
 
My second thought was, Mrs. Martell is my mother-in-law, it’s not me. 

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Ali Martell
Ali Martell

Ali Martell is a writer, an editor, a photographer, a social media manager, a pop culture binge-watcher, and a getter-of-drinks. She lives in the Toronto nosebleeds with her chef husband, her three material-providing, unintentionally hilarious children, and her panty-eating puppy. You can find her on her blog, Cheaper Than Therapy and on Facebook, where she writes about nothing, Seinfeld-style

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