When my boys were babies, I met one of those horrible “sancti-Mommies” who was so freaking high-and-mighty about her perfect newborn-rearing. Every conversation was about how she exclusively breastfed and exclusively used organic fabrics and exclusively used all-natural, non-toxic household cleaners. Meanwhile, my twin babies were drinking formula in their Target onesies while my dog licked them on the mouth. Not only would she go…
