Why I Finally Bought My Daughter an American Girl Doll (Even Though I Hate Them)

For one, I’ve always thought dolls were creepy.

I hate the hard plastic, and their human-like-but-not-human faces; they’re just a few notches down from clowns on the terror scale. I can’t be the only one who feels that way, or there wouldn’t have been that still-chilling Twilight Zone episode about Talky Tina.

In case dolls alone aren’t creepy enough, we have the nice…

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