25 Reasons Why My Kid Can’t Stay Home Alone

March 11, 2016

Siblings. I get it, I really do, but that doesn’t mean I will cave to her constant nagging and allow it.

I’ve explained to my darling child that she is not as old as her brother and thus can’t do the things he is able to do. She’s bemoaned me with, “BUT WHY?” to which my standard Mom response of, “Because I said so,” has…

Originally from NJ, Alyson lives in the Midwest but has kept her sarcastic cynical Jersey attitude. She has been described as the Andy Rooney of Stay-at-Home Moms. You can find her blogging about the many disasters and observations of her life at her successful adult humor site TheShitastrophy.com. She is the co-creator of the Amazon Bestselling anthology Surviving Mental Illness Through Humor. Alyson is also a contributor to the anthology My Other Ex: Women’s True Stories of Leaving and Losing Friends and the sequel I Still Just Want to Pee Alone. She has had works featured at Good Housekeeping, Scary Mommy, Huffington Post, Mamapedia, and others. Follow her on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, and Google +.