How to Read a Mom’s Body Language

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The Public Chat

What it means: They are in public, so Mom is about to threat-whisper so as to not make a scene. This is scarier than actually getting yelled at.

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Not. Working.

What it means: Mom’s a pro at IDGAF and the kid rolling on the floor right now having a tantrum is having zero effect on her.

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Nope

What it means: So not getting involved in this one. Go talk to your father.

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Done

What it means: She gives up. Permission to do as you wish.

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OMG RUN, CHILD, RUUUUUUN!

What it means: You better be fast on your feet, kid. SO VERY FAST.

 

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Illustrations: Ana Preciado

 

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