All the Roles Kids Play to Mortify Moms Constantly

I remember when I was cool. Okay, so maybe not quite as cool as The Fonz, but I at least had a smidgen of street cred and air of mystery about myself. Then I tossed a couple cuties outta my ute chute and they made my life one long painfully awkward moment. Imagine the constant horrifying embarrassment of middle school, only with much better hair…

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