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Parenting

What Mornings Are Really Like on School Days

August 15, 2016

By Harmony Hobbs

School days always start out with me lying in bed, giving myself a pep talk: I’m going to get up because coffee is brewing. I have to get up in order to drink it. I HAVE TO GET UP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET COFFEE. I CAN DO THIS. I’M A STRONG, CAPABLE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH THREE TIMES. I CAN DO ANYTHING I SET…

Harmony Hobbs is a freelance writer who navigates the waters of motherhood without any grace or finesse whatsoever. She began her blog (Modern Mommy Madness) because writing costs zero dollars and therapy costs a lot of dollars, and has continued to self-medicate by writing down all the things that she can't say out loud. Harmony is a fan of coffee, wine, and very sturdy undergarments, and can be found on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter.