Yup, my daughter ran over to report that her not-so-nice-after-all playmate had just rained all over my postpartum parade. What could I possibly say in response to being fat-shamed by a first grader? I considered many inappropriate reactions, such as, “Well that kid’s got a big, fat mouth!” And, “Excuse me, I have to go drink vodka and burn this tankini.”
While all of these…
