Why I’m Insanely Jealous of the Babysitter

The babysitter was bathing my kids when they started a splash war and drenched her. I didn’t want her to be uncomfortable, so I loaned her a basic tee-shirt and yoga pants to wear home. When she came out of the bathroom in my clothes, I realized she is the exact size I used to be, pre-kids — like a walking “before” photo. Plus she’s…

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