A Note To My Daughter: Stop Ruining Your Tights

Dear Trixie,

Remember the last time we went shopping? I was huffing, grumbling slightly as I pawed through the wasteland that is the tights section at Target? You were dancing and daydreaming somewhere nearby, but I managed to snag the last pair (in your size) of cute purple tights with bunnies on the knees, and when I threw them into the shopping cart, do you…

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