Why Does Motherhood Involve So Much Freaking Paperwork?

I used to be an organized person. My life was orderly, and my hanging files were alphabetized. Yes, I had hanging files. Shut up.

However, when I married a man who doesn’t throw anything away, it threw me off my game — a lot. Suddenly, I felt like the walls (which were actually stacks of random papers) were closing in on me.

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