Hey Parent Of My Kid’s New Friend, Don’t You Want to Make Sure I’m Safe?

You don’t realize how much of a control freak you are until your kids become old enough to make their own friends. I’ve always known the parents of the kids my kids wanted to hang out with well enough to completely trust my progeny in their capable hands. We’d clap hands and introduce ourselves as our kids made one another laugh with fart jokes in public.…

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