I’m getting a little tired of these snappy back-to-school commercials with smiling parents and kids in jazzy kicks jammin’ to some catchy tune. Everything is colorful and organized and—it makes me vomit a bit in my mouth to say it—FUN. Lemme tell you what the exact opposite of fun is: back to school shopping.
Joyous? OBVIOUSLY. This means that the two-and-a-half-month-long stretch of sticky,…
