These jokes are my secret weapon for turning my kids' frowns upside down.
Parenting (Page 113)
Halloween is fast approaching and everyone is excited, except for your child. You’ve learned to get the cute decorations instead…
In 1995, I had an abortion. Until I wrote this sentence out for a public audience, only a small handful…
#17. That you will shout, “SAY THANK YOU” one million times.
Earlier this year, my family adopted a rescue dog and we have quickly become that weird family that dresses up…
Car accidents don’t announce themselves. So, when my family and I found ourselves face to face with a real emergency…
I always dreamed of having daughters, but didn’t think about the hard parts. I was thrilled when I found out…
Batman, Superman and Thor are heroes with super powers. All of them have one thing in common (besides being good guys…
#2. Encourage them to dream big.
#19. The best day of your life is when your baby figures out how to hold her own damn bottle.
