#12. As you pour their drinks, you will suggest they either tell you what they want or make something theirdamnselves.
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#8. My finger hurts. Don’t you want me to rest it so I don’t miss my soccer game tonight?
#12. "Get your penis out of the light socket."
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#17. Put them in charge of potty training two-year-old twins.
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#10. They smell of parental desperation and antsy children.
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