30 Baby Names You Should Never Give Your Kid

In general, I’m not one to judge baby names. I live in Brooklyn, where I bump into a Zoeth, Paisley, or Swan at the playground pretty much every day. To be honest, my kids have pretty unique middle names, too (but that’s a story for another time). Picking a name for your child is an intensely personal form of expression, and after carrying those suckers around…

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