Why I Insist That My Husband Give Me Flowers On Valentine’s Day IDGAF if he has to pick them directly from the neighbor's yard, he is not to set foot inside our…
What More Than a Decade of Marriage Looks Like Whether we’re all decked out at a fancy restaurant or sitting on the couch eating cheese and crackers, I am…
I’m Not a Victim of My Crazy Life, So I Stopped Acting Like One I was adrift, and maybe I still am, a little bit. But not everything is out of my control.
How We Handle The Hard Times In Our Relationship What happens when the sh*t hits the fan? Since killing your partner is not an option, I’m here to offer…
Letting Go Of The Fear Of Being Judged Now That I’m Sober See, when I was drinking and using, I didn’t care what people thought. I gave zero fu*ks. Now that I’m…
Why Does Motherhood Involve So Much Freaking Paperwork? The paperwork pile-up has gotten so bad that I have visions of "Hoarders" filming from our yard.
We Committed To Having Sex Every Other Day & Here’s Why You Should, Too Some of my girlfriends find our sex schedule utterly offensive, saying: "Why should I have sex if I don’t want…
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A Letter To My 4th Grade Son You might not be the best this year. I don’t care. Just genuinely try to do well.