Mother's Day 2014 is Sunday, May 11! As all moms will tell you, the best gift is the gift of your time. A little chocolate doesn't help. Oh, and a card would be nice, too.
We've combed Etsy to find the our favorite funny Mother's Day cards, many featuring hilarious mom quotes. Some are borderline inappropriate…don't say we didn't warn you! Check 'em out:
Funny Mother's Day Cards: Our Favorites from Etsy
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Big Girl Potty
"Mom, thanks for teaching me how to use a big girl potty. That has proven to be a valuable life skill."
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NAPS!
"I like you and naps."
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Winos
"Mom, isn't life so much more fun now that we can drink together?"
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I'm Neurotic.
"Happy Mother's Day to the woman who made me what I am today. Neurotic."
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How old is old?
"Mom: Of course you can live with me when you get old. Now what do you consider old?"
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You were right about everything!
"Mom, you were right about shaving, boys, makeup, vegetables, butter, slouching, drama, coffee...so basically, EVERYTHING. Love, Your Humbled Daughter"
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I'm your fave.
"I love how we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child"
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You were right. Again.
"Mom, you were right. Signed: _________"
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Not so evil...
"Of all the evil stepmothers in the world, I'm glad I got you."
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Modesty
"Thanks mom for making me the attractive, awesome, witty, and modest person I am today."
