What’s better than a funny holiday t-shirt on a kid? I mean, I love all the traditional stuff that comes with this time of year, but, there is a side of my sarcastic, jokester nature that loves the clever, not-so-serious side of the holidays. Funny holiday tees for the kiddos are exactly the stress relief I need as we wait kinda, sorta patiently in what feels like the thousandth line to nab a deal. Of course, we’re always behind someone that’s taking 20 minutes to complete their extreme coupon transaction, or someone who is super confused about each price that rings up on their order. While I silently count backwards from 10, I can glance at my cute girls, read their funny holiday t-shirts, and be transported, at least mentally, to a much merrier place.
I’ve rounded up some funny holiday t-shirts for kids to help you let off some steam with a little laughter as you wait in line, circle the lot for a parking space, and hunt for deals this holiday season.
15 Hilarious Holiday Tees for Kids
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Frosty Is My Homeboy
Frosty is a member of every kid's gang and this tee is the proof.
Photo: Madi & Bay -
I'm The Ninjabread Man!
Combining a love of Ninjago and the token holiday cookie seems like no-brainer with this one.
Photo: Snorg Tees
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Nice Ish
This shirt should be worn by most children every holiday season. At least they're honest!
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Nice Until Proven Naughty Tee
Without any concrete proof, you don't really know that the kid stuffed all your jewelry in the toilet. Maybe it was the dog.
Photo: Prosisely from the Hart
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Rollin' with My Homies Tee
Shake 'em up. See what you get. Nun, Gimel, Hay, or Shin.
Photo: Lola Bleutique
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Gangsta Wrapper Tee
Your kiddo may be too young to listen to Drake, but he can still broadcast his street cred.
Photo: Pineapple Pancake Kids
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Deck Yo' Self Before You Wreck Yo' Self
It'll be hard not to hum this tune every time your little one sports this catchy tee!
Photo: Mama + Joey
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Let's not Bring Santa into This Tee
Sure, your kid is acting completely nuts. In public. Again. But, that's no reason to tattle to Santa.
Photo: Comfy's Corner
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Silent Night Tee
Whether they're 3 months or 13 years old, these kiddos never stop babbling.
Photo: Bub and Boo Designs
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Dear, Santa... Tee
There's always some lengthy explanation for why one kid hit/kicked/shoved the other. Give them a chance to tell every detail to old Saint Nick.
Photo: Cool Kids Tees
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Elf Food Groups Tee
The all-sugar diet that elves enjoy seems nearly identical to the food pyramid your kid craves.
Photo: Ice Cream Tees
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You Smell Like Beef and Cheese Tee
If Elf is still on your yearly must-see list, let your kiddo's shirt proclaim it, so that everyone knows.
Photo: Rolls and Raspberries
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Cookie Tester Reporting For Duty
Does this come in my size? I'm usually fighting with my daughter for position of the Official Cookie Tester.
Photo: Southern Roots Company -
I Did It All For The Cookie
Have you heard this one? From popular band Limp Biscuit?
Photo: Mama + Joey -
Cotton-Headed Ninny Miggins
Let them sport Buddy The Elf's favorite insult this year!
Photo: Jade And Paige
