1. Tax forms, medical forms, and mortgage applications are child’s play next to adoption paperwork.
2. Yes, it can take years to adopt a child, but that process won’t give you stretch marks. Or vaginal tearing.
3. You’ve never had to wear mesh undies, and that’s just great, thankyouverymuch.
4. You secretly feel a little smug when friends complain about all the ways pregnancy messed up their bodies.
5. The home study is…
